Orestes Munn wrote:I get amazingly little joy out of tablets, phones, and computers these days. My government-issue iPhone 5se still feels fast and, best of all, it fits in my pocket. Wife will have to have the new one eventually and then I'll see whether I want it.
My latest indulgence was to spend about 80 bucks and a few very pleasant hours of work on new and used gear to make my commuting bike fit like my old road bike, the better to play racer boy on my way to work. I've been looking forward to every commute this week and I'm finding excuses to go down to the basement and peek at it.
I'm with you.
I'm running a Galaxy S4 phone, an 8 year old Sony VAIO laptop and a nearly 8 year old iPad2. If I could, I'd take a sledgehammer to every single one of them and never buy another one.
There's no way in hell that I will allow one of these spying little shitboxes (Alexa etc.) into my house either. Alexa? Sounds like a fucking porn star.
I'm not some curmudgeon who hates technology because he doesn't understand it. I come by my hate honestly- from working in the industry and believe me, I understand it.
It's all crap. Created for profit, not for the "betterment of mankind," glitchy, unreliable, unsecure, poorly supported, manufactured by indentured servitude and overpriced for what you get. The design cycle is so fucking short that a middle class citizen would go bankrupt trying to keep up with all the technology trends. These tools haven't "freed" us, they've utterly usurped what little free time we used to have. Employees are so connected now, that they essentially work 24/7 but are still compensated for 8/40 pay periods while pay has stagnated. What a grand bargain for employers!
The tools have also become status symbols which define a person's self worth in many social circles. Who the hell needs that artificial pressure? It used to be the car you drove or the size of the home you owned, now you don't have the iPhone X? Loser!
Beau, if I could find an environmental group that would pay me the same salary digging ditches or planting sub-aquatic vegetation for what I do as a network engineer, I'd pull the ejection handle in a nanosecond and never look back. Enjoy your phone.