From wikipedia:
How to Avoid Huge Ships is a 1982 book by Captain John W Trimmer, an experienced small boat captain. The first edition was self-published from Trimmer's home in Seattle, and carried the subtitle Or: I Never Met a Ship I Liked. It is a maritime operations guidance book, but also attracted some attention due to its title, which some found to be unusual, incongruous, and humorous.

Ok... sounds kind of odd, but whatever.... now check out these reviews on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships- ... Descending