I just can't resist! You'll just have to look away.....

[Panope]

Beau, So far so good with my genetics. I certainly cannot eat without gaining weight like I used to, but it is manageable. My wife on the other hand, can eat ANYTHING in ANY quantity and is always slender. She lost her "pregnancy weight" in about 1 week. I'm still trying to lose my "pregnancy weight" - seven years later.

Steve

[Ish]

Beau, So far so good with my genetics. I certainly cannot eat without gaining weight like I used to, but it is manageable. My wife on the other hand, can eat ANYTHING in ANY quantity and is always slender. She lost her "pregnancy weight" in about 1 week. I'm still trying to lose my "pregnancy weight" - seven years later.

Steve

I'm still trying to lose my baby fat.

[Orestes Munn]

I have great genes: I can eat anything I want, except carbs, as long as I burn ≥10,000 calories a week exercising. Fortunately, I don't want much.

[BeauV]

One by one, all the senior members of the company's Board of Directors were called into the chairman's office until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.

Finally, it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find
the chairman and the other ten directors seated around a table. He
was invited to join them, which he did.

As soon as he sat down, the chairman turned to Ted, looked him squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, asked, "Have you ever had sex with Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?"

"Oh, no, sir, positively not!" Ted replied.

"Are you absolutely sure?" asked the chairman

"Honest, I've never been close enough to even touch her!"

"You'd swear to that?"

"Yes, I swear that I've never had sex with Mrs. Foyt, anytime, anywhere," insisted Ted.

"Good. Then you fire her."

[Bull City]

Saw this in the Sunday NY Times (click on the photo).

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016 ... ref=sports

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[JoeP]

In light of yesterday's big news:

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[kimbottles]

Spam from space!
Is there a filter for that?

[Ish]

Spam from space!
Is there a filter for that?

It's called "common sense", it's on sale today because it's going out of style.

[BeauV]

Not really "humor", but awfully entertaining in a nerdy sort of way.

[BeauV]

There are times when proof reading is a gud idea.

[Olaf Hart]

Seems strangely appropriate to see a grammatical error in a tramp stamp.

[SloopJonB]

I hate the trashy things. I never knew anyone who got one that didn't eventually regret it.

Think she still thinks it was a good idea?

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[BeauV]

SAYINGS

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify... I answered “a doctor" .

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

[SloopJonB]

That's a keeper Beau.

[Rasp]

A woman goes back to work after 40 years.

https://www.facebook.com/gerald.grable/videos/10200112886040945/

[Jamie]

Continuing the religious theme..

Worth the 15min

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xnZlJMl4J8[/youtube]

[Jamie]

Oh dear...



Makes sense with the accent

[BeauV]

Fuel line tie-wrapped to the exhaust system... What could possibly go wrong??

[Jamie]

Fuel line tie-wrapped to the exhaust system... What could possibly go wrong??

And the drive shaft!

[Tucky]

Nice license plate- haven't seen that one yet. Big thing up here now is large pickup with female driver- bumper sticker says "This is not my husband's truck". The daycare next to my business has a tight parking lot- women come in in huge pickups and struggle. Watched a very small woman that really needed a ladder to get in her jacked up four wheel drive drive right off their parking lot and through the mud into mine so she wouldn't have to back up- now I get it.

[BeauV]

Fuel line tie-wrapped to the exhaust system... What could possibly go wrong??

And the drive shaft!

LOL - I just assumed that was some sort of housing and not the shaft its self! Amazing!

[Olaf Hart]

Is that a bit early for April 1 ?

[Ish]

I always thought volleyball was a relatively safe game.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY2nVQNlUB8[/youtube]

[kimbottles]

What in hell was that??

[SloopJonB]

I've heard about taking one for the team but that's ridiculous.

Really well done vid - completely convincing.

[Ish]

There's also a soccer version, also starring Scott Sterling.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0[/youtube]

[Jamie]

[BeauV]

How I feel running with our new German Shepherd, Misty.

[cap10ed]

Solutions by math. Or as I call it "how the prop spins!"

[Orestes Munn]

http://www.visir.is/section/MEDIA99&fileid=CLP38158