BeauV wrote:NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement of ten misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women ca n make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
1, You said it was fine, so I did it. I'm not a mind reader!
2, Fine, but we're going in your car, I'm starting the engine in five Minuets, You pay for the gas in your car.
3, You said nothing, If you wanted to be married to a mind reader, you should have married one.
4, your said go ahead! We're blokes, I thought that meant "Yea, I'll hold your beer"
5, Loud Sigh, good to see your unwinding Dear.
6, That's O.K. how can one possibility not understanding being told something is O.K?
7, Your welcome.
8, Yea, we both know your wrong now!
9, Don't worry about it! Nothing to worry about unless you did not get an erection, then it is something to worry about, But say won't say THAT!
10, yea, buying a boat will be a great idea, good way for the whole family to get involved and doing something together.
10+ http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing ... =660870762
O.K. vent over.