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Orestes Munn wrote:...without interrupting her expert technical commentary, she throws a coat over your lap and sneaks her hand into your pants?
Orestes Munn wrote:...without interrupting her expert technical commentary, she throws a coat over your lap and sneaks her hand into your pants?
Soñadora wrote:Orestes Munn wrote:...without interrupting her expert technical commentary, she throws a coat over your lap and sneaks her hand into your pants?
...and pulls out a $20 bill
"I wondered where that went."
Rob McAlpine wrote:When you know she is better than you could ever possibly deserve.
OK, SJB, you're officially on my Good Dude list. Kim and Orestes have been there for a long time, especially since I've actually met Orestes & J.
One of my rules has always been that we do not do business with people who cheat on their wives. Many years ago I got a call from Enron, they wanted to come to town, go to lunch, and pitch a bunch of funding at me.
I wouldn't let them pay for lunch, took 3 of their VP's to the Petroleum Club. They wanted to fund me into acquisitions for 20-30 mil, back when this was a metric shit ton of money. Then the lunch conversation turned to the models these guys were dating and how much they hated their wive's divorce lawyers.
I got back to the office and the conversation went:
Brother: "How'd it go?"
Me: "They want to give us $20-30 mil to grow."
Bro: "We're taking it, right?"
Me: "No."
Bro (incredulous): "Why not?"
Me: "Because they're all cheating on their wives. If they'll cheat on the mothers of their children, they'll cheat me in a heartbeat."
The Enron collapse was inevitable, because the top management were not honorable people. One of the things I like about this forum is the sense that there are a lot of honorable people here.
Orestes Munn wrote:Well, Rob is right, no doubt, but I would be prouder of my own marital fidelity had there been more temptation to resist.
Olaf Hart wrote:Orestes Munn wrote:Well, Rob is right, no doubt, but I would be prouder of my own marital fidelity had there been more temptation to resist.
I think some people just wander round with a flashing sign on their forehead saying they are on the market, married or not.
If you don't have the sign lit, the offers don't come (much).
Women are good at reading the vibe. As an experiment, look at a random woman who can't see you, about half will return your gaze.
kimbottles wrote:Good lord! I got you by 20 years!!
I was finished off 46 years ago when I first met SWMBO!
And yes, I don't deserve her, but I am keeping her anyway.
Orestes Munn wrote:Well, Rob is right, no doubt, but I would be prouder of my own marital fidelity had there been more temptation to resist.